KABELO

I’M NOT GAY
Gospel singer Kabelo Eric Kgoadi did not take kindly to suggestions that he prefers men rather than the feminine species.
Apparently Yarona FM presenters Tumie Ramsden and Scar Matlhabaphiri posed a question during their popular morning show asking viewers which celebrities they believed to be gay.
Kgoadi, who later phoned Yours Truly to register his anger and disappointment at suggestions that he was Sis Rose was not the only victim, names of prominent people were mentioned. I’m talking about real prominent people. I’m not talking about a mere CEO, a Director or football coach; I mean prominence to the core!

NDELU’S FRIDGE

SERETSE

Minister of Justice, Defence and Security Ramadeluka Seretse is involved in another intriguing situation.  This time around it is not about winning tenders or extra judicial murders, it involves a  refrigerator. Yes that same appliance you store your wine, beer, water and sometimes food. Normal prices for such appliances ranges between P1000 and P15000. Ndelu’s cold baby is however said to be worth a staggering P46 000!
It has to be quite an extraordinary machine to be worth this much. The fridge must have special features to warrant such a hefty price tag. Just what does Ndelu’s chiller have? Well Shaya can think of a couple of things. I bet this refrigerator can be used to boil water. Somewhere deep within the machine there must a lounging area complete with a plasma screen. Last but not least there is a back up generator, so the minister would have no worries about load-shedding. Now the ultimate feature would be a state of the art spying equipment fitted expertly within the fridge. The spying equipment is so powerful that the owner of the fridge can listen to conversation to a place of his choice. With such features what then is the fuss about Ndelu’s fridge?

PEEPING TOM CAUGHT

A young man who had become notorious for watching people through their windows has gone a step further and raped a woman. The Broadhurst boy known as Skhebo a name derived from Kabelo,had become a nightmare for Broadhurst female residents.
One resident told Yours truly that she got the shock of her life when one afternoon Kabelo told her everything she did in her room last night.
He proposed love to me and when I turned him down, he practically undressed me,” said the concerned lady.
Since he was well known for his action, when the rumour that he had raped trickled in, no body sounded shocked.
I just knew that he was going to rape one day,” said another resident.

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lucifer

Benson laitiyaka, dnt worry. shaya is jealous. its called Pull-Him-Down Syndrome. one day we will kick him out trying to gatecrash pool-party mo jarateng ya gago

lucifer

As for the gay guy, ga ke rate banna ba ba jang sbono. itsose papa/ausi

loli

kwakwakwa hei Lucifer,, wa kgatlha,selo se marago sele boi jana a jewa jang tota?golo moo abuse ya marago batho!!!

Roy Senana

Charmer Boi Benson hahahahaa! Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ba go baakantse moshimane! Bo tlaa fela bocharmerboi..motho otlaa go bonang o robala mo smenteng..hahahahaaa!

puffin

Benito is hard worker! If all the youth of Botswana could be like him our country will be far ahead of other African Countries. Keep working son. Failure is when you don’t pick up yourself. Dust yourself ,and come back to our hood we respect you Benson.

onty modiks

go tlaa siama benny. rapela modimo ke ene botshabelo ja rona le mopholosi.

mmusisi ratau

mothaka yo benson otlhola a charma bana ba limko ka gusheshe ya drop top jaanong o bone mathata oya go lalela ditau fa go robalwa

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KE ipotsa gore o ya go dirisa seane sefe sa setswana ha ba motseela dithoto ..mmmm

sonick

mfana wa gay o lebetse mafoko a kgosi linchwe a gore goo mo ke pogiso ya….

benny lala ka ntho madi a tshologa i cd hv knwn ka ya go itseela tv ya ntate wa celeb

i guez fridg eo e direla matona wine gore ba nne ba le high……….

Phetso

Benson,srry bro,kana yours truly le yone ka maaka,go rata go senya maina a batho go ne ke no1.

Da Vinci

Benny ke botshelo, at least wena gae la gago le gauhi, ga se Porsh-Tlokweng, o ta re a thaba mokgosi ba go utwe. Mare just continue ka diane tseo tsa gago, every time ke ithuta sengwe ha o bala dikgang, jaanong ha mmotlana ‘mmaba ke madi nkabo re boloka dithoto tsa gago gore di seka tsa rekisiwa’…

givare

motho o ka nna a helela a thubetsa. go itswisa pelo ke ga eng monna Skhebo ka go okomela basadi?

geeeeeeeeeeee

benson dis is lyf bt plis pple try nt to liv beyond ur means

ghadafi

Bo Skhebo ba tshwana fela, ke dilo di sele gape ke manyora.

chomza

Benzo bra ya kaa, stonko waraa, re ta go kolekela. shaya ene dikoloto tsa gagwe di kanaka thapo tsa loselo mme gare motsosetse modumo a marete!nxa! banna baba jang ba bangwe ba tshwanetswe gohagolwa ba ntena gore, yerrrrrrrrrrrr!

sasa

unbelievable mr B!!

Milord

it happens Benzo!!!!!!!!!

motiasebono

Nna di-gay di ka swaba huh, Benson Phuthego nna ke batla go go kopa ntho e one(1) brayaka, please kgweetsa sentle ur beautiful BMW, ur speed is always too high, i’ve seen u several tym ene ga o sa icheke e tlaa go phintsha kgotsa o phintsha ba bangwe, i know u’r goin 2 read this n ntle ke go bolelle bo-celeb mo Bots ga bo bereke, we don’t recognise u, it’s only that we saw u on tv gantsinyana so pliz live botshelo jwa gago hela jo bo ordinary o tlaa bona dikoloto di vaa, gompieno yaana ga o… Read more »

isago

oh Benni i fil for u bro,i’v always luked up to u..Shaya is jst tryin to pull up a stunt o batla fela go go senya leina.th down fall of a man is not the end of his lyf,,tel them tht.kip wel bro..

gay

ah!mfana ole ene luks gay..le gone ya mosadi

mxm!

Bo Benson ba diiwa ke go rata poko ba sena madi.Go cleima,attitude and ego.Benson ga o sepe,o ntsa hela.Get used to it.Ga o celeb.

lollinana

waitse i cant blv…one time kana benson wa mpona he driving the bmw then ke gore the way a slekang ka teng a supa poko fela…sometimes ga o ka mmona a tsena ha block 7 hale a heta bana bale ba limko ne o ta bona gore ths guy o rata go ja fene

bolo

ao shems benson! feel it, recession is here…

Guest

…and i urge Benson to implement or listen to isago’s advice.

lee

shame man! benny, thats the payment u choose to pay when you live your life like Khanyi Mbau.. i hope you learn something frm that…
as for the gay guy, ga ona go bona bogosi jwa legodimo…

Zani

benson start behaving your age, o motona fa ole kana. stop living a lie and come back to earth. ga re go jalasetse we are just woried coz you will end up suicidal. we have seen them baba tshwanang le wena goin that route. so please, for the sake of everyone concerned do the right thing.stop being fake bro!where there is smoke there is fire….

Benson ene o bolawa ke go rata bokau, ke gone a bakileng! O tla ipona!!!!!!!!!!!!

MoFoRa

Go thaaaaaaaaaaataa Bannaaaaaaaa!

Tose

waaitse benny….Go thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaataa Bannaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lo

There’s xme for everythn to happen in lyf..Ben just believ and ask God for his will to happn-pray b4 talkin action in everythn u do mo botshelon,hardy big bro,go tla siama ait..

lucifer

Benson wa modimo. Nna ruri nka lesa makgakga ka tsaya kopi ka ya go kopa madi ko station

miss know all

i realy hope benson reads these comments,o tla bona se ke se bonag,ppl who evy him so much that you can touch it,goodness god

Mmakgosi

our celebrities tlhe le ithabisa dithong.the whole house?ke mo e reng fa a bua ko roomung abo a utlwa his echo.ha ha ha bago tsere jang tota ka setswana re a re “ga ba tsaya ba gogopile” akre benson understnds diane better than anything

Mmakgosi

botswana celebrities di diga morale waitse.kooteng fa a tlolela tsala ya gagwe o re “monna gare ga ba tsaya ba gogopile” ka o rata diane.ntlo e lehololo fela ga se mo o ka sebang ole mo teng,o tla ne o sale o tshwerwe

Berni....

Ke feletswe…Ben..

jennifer

go tla siama bra e tona,thts how unsucssful ppl treat sucssful ones

LOUIS MAPOKA

Courage and cheerfulness will not only carry you over the rough places in life, but will enable you to bring comfort and help to the weak-hearted and will console you in the sad hours” SO DONT WORRY BENSON

Mma KT

I LOVE YOUR WORDS LOUIS, THATS WAT WE WANT MO BATHONG BA BA NALENG SETHO…ENCOURAGEMENT TO OTHERS! MATHATA A GORE BENSON ABO A DIRAGALELWA KE SE KE ENG? AKERE MALOBA RE BONYE NDB GOTWE E TSEELA MOGOLO MONGWE DIPOLASE KANA KE BUA KA BATHO BA RE KARENG BA NALE MADI!! SO BE DATS NOT THE END OF IT PULL UP BRODAR!!!!

Patt

com on guys lesang go kgala benson, ths thngs happen..sorry bra lets hop go tlaa siama..as 4 kabelo eric if indeed he s gay, lets stop judgin hm..evry1 has a ryt of bein hueva they wana be..bangwe ke diaka and th list is endless..god is th 1 2 judge neh

RasPaet

As 4 Ndelu Seretse ga ke na kgang, a fridge tht is worth tht much??? com on bra pple ba sotlega out there, som ba robala ba sa ja a thing while o kgona go reka a fridge ya P46000..u col yoself a public figure??? Do u knw hw mani pple u wuld hav helped bi donating madi ao???di charity di baya and di hloka thutloetso and wena o tshamika ka… y dnt u luk up2 bo Angelina jolie, sh donates thousands 2 charities.bo Oprah ba aga dikolo…Madonna, and th list is endless….mo gae re na le bo Gogontlejang Phaladi… Read more »

Rati

le bona jang gore ke Gay.Benson gota siama modimo o teng.

re lapile

bo benson kana motho wa bone gaa ke a reetsa ga ba gakoolwa,now he wants us to feel sorry 4 him2 hell bro,,re go boleletse…i think ba ba moitseng ba thaloganya ke raya jang

rona

benson nd hs ego bagaetsho,nnyaa waitse i dnt feel a thing 4 hm. o bakile a ditsebe.

shambok

ba ntse jalo bo skhebo they are all the same ke mapantsola…watch out for the fridge i think e nale amoury…ke life Benson mme go lo ko limko kwa go lebega o senyetsa batho ke eng ba sa kgale go bua ka gone..tswaa mo baneng le wena o motona monna.

Vandi-Kop

Phuthego….tota matsapa dia tsaya kae kgosi?

Xpen4u

Benson has heart just like any other person, i feel sorry for him and say he needs to man up and make a come back. Strength of a man is measured by how many times he rose up not by the number of times he fell. This is the true time he’ll figure his true friends and family. Go to F/town they got ghetto love, each time i fall i find peace from the Galanga people though am not one. Keep your head mayne.

mosadi fa enama wa bo a ikatse mosese wa ka ga teng…bo benson bone ba ne ba ikantse eng, !boxer shoto
o ithaya o re o tshwara ma 14 kante ma 14 a tshwara wena. hw many ma 14 have u slept with, tel them to donate to u man…rekisa BMW.ke ipotsa gore maltho ao a sexy a ntse jang gompieno, a tshwanetse a bo a setse a wa jaanong.

mac!se

tipical motswana behavior. do somthing with your lives. y rejoice in som1’s down fall rather than offer a hand to pic him up. LESANG GO NNA BITTER. get a life and do somthing for your nation too. surely he tried unlik sum of you cowards. stand up boiki! we still love you and nid you.nxt tym rememba that monna ga a ipoke o a bokwa, you r no mighty island. you need us as much as we need you. chears…

john

@ mac!se
its either you are very stupid or sa itse benson personally, o mmonela mo tv. benson ga se motho and one day if you move to the city and manage to mingle with him u will realise that. a dog will always be a dog

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@john
wena ke wena osa itsing Benson seso ke wena, ke gore fa monnamogolo kana media @ large ere le setse le dumela gore goa dirala. Benson is a gud boy ke fela gore wena you are a hater and you will die a hater if thats how you talk, Benson is a nys guy and go nna bitter ga gago will never take you anywhere so live your life and live him alone! He is fyn and nothing of his property is been Auctioned!
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