Voice reporter, Philimon Mmeso recently shared a taxi from Palapye bus rank to the main mall with two old men and a young man who engaged in a heated argument about Kgosi Kgafela’s decision to call President Ian Khama as a witness in the Kgatleng paramount chief’s ongoing constitution review court case. Here is how their debate went.

OLD MAN WITH BROWN JACKET: I heard that the Mokgatla young chief is taking Phuti (President’ Khama’s tribal totem) to court. This country is now cursed! Khama draped Kgafela with a leopard skin and now this.” (shaking his head)

OLD MAN WITH A CAP: He is cursing himself! What is his problem anyways?

BROWN JACKET:
I heard he wants to be the president of this country!

YOUNG MAN: (Laughing loudly and interrupting the conversation)

CAP: (Getting irritated) What are you baring your teeth for small boy?

YOUNG MAN: Yoo! You are misunderstanding the whole issue. It’s not like that at all. Kgabo( Kgafela’s tribal totem) is not interested in the colonial influenced presidency. He wants to rule his people in peace, thats all!

BROWN JACKET: You don’t know anything and you’re ill mannered! Your Mokgatla young chief seems to be jealous of Phuti!

YOUNG MAN:You are so ignorant it is scary! Do you ever read newspapers at all?

CAP: (Clearly irritated) Small boy, please don’t talk to us like that. My children are much older than you!

YOUNG MAN: For your information, I am a man. I went through initiation and my regiment is Madisa Kgosi, just so you know!

BROWN JACKET: This is the kind of bad behaviour that Phuti is trying to combat in the Kgatleng area, and then they claim that they can be presidents! No manners!

YOUNG MAN: This presidency is for everyone, not for Bangwato only as you seem to assume! And come 2014 we are removing your chief!

CAP: Thakaa! Can we stop this conversation before we get insulted by a baby who was not too long ago suckling at his mother’s breast.

YOUNG MAN: You also insulted my chief calling him “A small boy.” What makes you think I wasn’t offended by that?

BROWN JACKET: Small boy, your chief is younger than us and therefore you can not tell us what to say and what not to say about him!

CAP: And he is taking Phuti to court! You think you are educated but you are just a lost fool!

YOUNG MAN: The problem is that you want to comment on an issue you know nothing about? Go and read newspapers and you will understand and hopefully appreciate that Kgabo is trying to help ignorant and lost people like yourselves!

CAP: You are not telling us what kind of help he is hoping to give us by trying to drag the president to court.(shaking his head) You are bewitched young man! Go home for cleansing rituals and then your head will start thinking straight.

BROWN JACKET: (nodding his head) I think a cleansing ritual is what he is in desperate need of. No one can speak these things when he is normal unless of course he is under the influence of the green herb (laughing)

YOUNG MAN:(Calm but angry) You have a serious problem old men, but enough is enough now!
Realising the young man was visibly angry, Brown Jacket cools the situation

BROWN JACKET: Don’t be agitated, we are cousins after all and cousins are free to joke around and tease each other, right? But tell your chief to leave Phuti alone!

YOUNG MAN: (Slamming the taxi door as he gets off and muttering, partly to himself and partly to the old men) Bangwato and their foolishness!

CAP: (Shouting for the man who was walking off to hear) Hey! You are the ones who are foolish! And That is why this country doesn’t have a Mokgatla for a president.

All passengers laugh and I breathe a sigh of relief as we realise that a possible physical confrontation has been averted.

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Chilaboa

Kante ke eng le sanke le kwala di conversation ka setswana? Ke dumela gor ne ba bua setswana

losika

nnyaa ruri wa bua chilaboa

Moratwa

The Voice le batla go lotlhanya merafe e ikutlwanna akere…..this is between the individuals not Bakgatla n Bangwato

Ditoronomi

swaaaaaaaaaa!a poo di kopane di ntshane bonkane…

Chris M

Hahhaahhahaha! The young Mokgatla should respect the elders though, even if they are lost!

izzy

LE LONA BATHO BA THE VOICE O KARE LE RATA DIKGANG TSA BAKGATLA THATA AA!!!! KE ENG GO SA NNE MORAFE O MONGWE?

megiluv

Lona le maaka thata ba2 b da voice,u hv edited dat articl 4rm da play ya da chief’s bride bwt da youn man and da chief…..,lesan go lohlanya merafe k maaka bathong.B REALIASTC

tutu

@ Chilaboa, a ba dikwale ka setswana, ka gore a bare ba di siang ko sekgoweng ba ikwalela dilodisele. Even the explanation kgotsa ke translation ya Kgabo le Phuti is way of the mark in the context it supposed to have been used by these pple. Nna ke itse fa gotwe Phuti go tewa Ian Khama, Kgabo a raya Kgafela if we are to translate it as used in the conversation, ga e reye sereto!

tutu

correction first sentence sgould read…’ka gore fa ba re ba di isa ko sekgoweng..

stoney

bogosi jwa bakgatla bo tserwe ka lehatha blind, kante ke eng ga gona morafe osnan kgosi kana

Bangwato le bone ba a tena, ba ipoleletse gore Botswana ke lefatshe la bone. Le tla intshwarela but i cant contain myself, i hate mokgwa wa Bangwato and Bakalaka. Not them but mokgwa wa bone.

moemedic

[email protected] leave Bakalaka alone,this is an issue ya Bakgatla le Bangwato.