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Baby mama drama

I need a solution to patches on the face

I have dark patches on my face and lighter patches on my left hand; what is the solution for that? GASE SAYS... Hello. You need to...
Baby mama drama

Abused at six years of age

During my childhood there was this cousin of mine who used to have sex with me and I was 5/6 years old at the...
Can I get her to pay?

Can I get her to pay?

I was involved in a car accident with one lady who was later charged and found to be in the wrong by the police. She...
When will it be repaired?

When will it be repaired?

I had bought a laptop two years ago in June. It then crashed and I brought it back to the store in July 2015...
The Hard Way

The Hard Way

Work is a four-letter word. But then again, some four-letter can be quite good. That thought came to me this morning while I was slashing the...
Monsters -in- law

Monsters -in- law

On a Saturday afternoon, Voice cartoonist, Lesole Ntshole was boarding a combi from Mochudi to Morwa when he overheard a conversation between passengers about...
Binary Options are a very risky business.

Should I trade binary options?

Hi, I need your help. I was contacted by a certain lady by the name Emma Thompson. She says she works for OneTwoTrade company that...
Crazy black women and their jealous tendencies

Crazy black women and their jealous tendencies

On a Friday morning, Voice cartoonist, Lesole Ntshole was boarding a taxi from Ntloolegwae Ward to Mafenyatlala Mall in Molepolole when he overhead a...
World Ventures: Pyramid Scheme

Should she join World Ventures?

My daughter wants to join World Ventures. Are they a viable business? World Ventures is a pyramid scheme. They’ve been marketing themselves in Botswana for...
Social Animals

Social Animals

A lawyer parked his BMW at the side of the road and opened the door. As he climbed out, a car sped around the corner...

MANCOSA extends a helping hand to St Martin’s Primary School

MANCOSA (Management College of Southern Africa) a tertiary institution registered with the Botswana Qualifications Authority (BQA), on Friday 13th May 2016 extended a helping...
I'm a changed man

Conversation with Lebogang

Dear Gase, hi! It’s me again; the young lady who contacted you last time about a boyfriend whose phone is always on silent mode. Last week...
We are always going to have problems.

Shit Happens

We are always going to have problems. Believe it or not I think that is a good thing because without them, life would become incredibly...
Must I pay?

Must I pay?

My daughter used to stay with her Dad in Gaborone and I stay with her baby sister. Apparently towards end of last term the Dad...
Talk of the town

Talk of the town

  On Monday afternoon, Voice cartoonist, Lesole Ntshole boarded a combi from the Bus Rank to the Main Mall in Gaborone and overheard a conversation...
I need your intervention or guidance

Must I pay it all?

I need your intervention or guidance. I took a loan of P30,000 from my bank some time in 2008 or so. My instalments were P968.08...
Ranieri

Leicester Lessons

Football is just a game but sometimes games can teach us things that apply to our everyday lives. I think that is the case with...
I'm a changed man

I’m a changed man

Hi lady! I am no more a worried man but a revamped one. You gave me one of the most insightful pieces of advice of...
I'm a changed man

She wants me back but I’ not interested

My dearest Gase, I have decided to swallow my pride and expose my behinds because of the latent heat of misery. The old adage that...
Where’s my laptop?

Where’s my laptop?

I need help guys. I bought a laptop for cash on the 23rd of March. I noticed a tiny dot on the screen but thought...
Where’s my prize to Kasane?

Where’s my prize?

Kindly assist me. I have won an all expense paid trip to Kasane for two from a company since last year September. To this day I...
Modern day Meditation

Mind Your Own Business

Modern Mindful Methods I miss running. That’s odd because back when I did that kind of thing it was mainly to keep fit for other sports...
Insecure men with nasty tendencies

Insecure men with nasty tendencies

On Monday afternoon, Voice cartoonist, Lesole Ntshole was at Phuti Bar in Molepolole where he had gone to quench his thirst when he eavesdropped...
She denies me access to my son

She denies me access to my son

I have a serious problem; I had a baby boy with my girlfriend and after the baby was born everything went well as I...
She denies me access to my son

I am in love with a liar

Hi Gase, I seriously need advice. I’m a lady of 24 years dating a man of 34. We have been dating for 2 years but I...
More From Less

More From Less

Sometimes we get more out of life by doing less. A landscape gardener I know learned that lesson recently when she injured her Achilles tendon...
Will they replace my phone?

Will they replace my phone?

My phone wouldn't turn on so I dropped off my iPhone 6 at a phone repair shop in January 2016. We kept calling the repair...
Can I get delisted?

Can I get delisted?

I want to complain about being listed at a credit agency by my bank without being notified of the arrears that I had with...
Love, life and death

Love, life and death

WHITE SKIRT: Hello my friend. Just the person I’m looking for. I missed this week’s issue of The Voice and you are the perfect person...

Cabinet in community outreach drive

Pula Sports Development Association in conjunction with the Cabinet Community Service has today opened Bontleng Futsal Park. Cabinet members and some senior officials from the...
She has gold digger tendencies

She has gold digger tendencies

I’m a fervid fan of your page and I make sure that every weekend I get a copy of The Voice specifically for your...
Empty talk

Empty talk

Recently on Saturday in the afternoon, Voice cartoonist, Lesole Ntshole accompanied some friends to a hair salon above Choppies supermarket at Gaborone station and...
library

Mind Your Own Business

Environmental Awareness A factory worker tells a fellow employee, “This is so boring, I’ve got to get the rest of the day off." The man asks,...
Must I pay?

Must I pay?

I need your advice; I booked a restaurant for a private birthday dinner on April 2 and I was quoted P6,600,which is P220 per...
Funeral woes

Funeral woes

  Recently, Voice cartoonist, Lesole Ntshole was boarding a Morwa-Bokaa combi on his way from Mochudi to Morwa when he overheard a conversation between the...
Can men befriend women for no ulterior motives?

Can men befriend women for no ulterior motives?

  In a queue waiting for a combi to Game City , Voice cartoonist, Lesole Ntshole heard a conversation between some passengers talking about why...

Baby Daddy’s Woman Insults me

DEAR GASE: I have a problem: the woman who stays with my baby daddy keeps hurling insults at me, calling me an old woman. Help...

Cheap and Nasty

I am just doing my job. That line can really get on my nerves… especially when it comes from someone who is paid to keep...
Conversation from Combi

Will Rollers Prevail?

Time will tell Catching an early morning combi on his way to work on Friday morning, Voice reporter George Moore’s commute was livened up by...

Just seven days?

  I bought a microwave from a store in Gaborone. After sometime I realised it was not a built in for my designed kitchen. I pleaded with...

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