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CHILLIN’ OUT 18.04.2014

CHILLIN’ OUT 18.04.2014

Apr. 18 | SHORTY WANNA GET LAID Some women though! Why on earth would a grown up woman do everything in her power to embarrass herself? Well if you are wondering what I’m getting at, Yours Truly just got wind of news that a pint sized woman popular in...

CHILLIN’ OUT 11.04.2014

CHILLIN’ OUT 11.04.2014

Apr. 11 | LOVER’S TENDER AWARDS When rumours of embezzlement surfaced at Botswana African Youth Games Organizing Committee (BAYGOC) we were stunned and didn’t want to believe what our ears were hearing. Some people got fired recently allegedly for misusing...

CHILLIN’ OUT 04.04.2014

CHILLIN’ OUT 04.04.2014

Apr. 4 | KHAMA’S SIX YEAR’S OF COMEDY Dear President Khama. I just learnt this week that on April fool’s day you were marking your sixth year as the president of the republic of Botswana. Shaya had to look back and see what you have done in the...

CHILLIN’ OUT 28.03.2014

CHILLIN’ OUT 28.03.2014

Mar. 28 | WAVE YOUR FLAG It can only happen in Shakawe let alone in a Kgotla. Abuse of government property at its best, the house pictured above has the national flag as its curtain. Shaya is wondering what the village, Police Station Commander and all those VIPs...

CHILLIN’ OUT 21.03.2014

CHILLIN’ OUT 21.03.2014

Mar. 21 | SINGLE WOMAN ON THE PROWL Warning! Married men and older men who like to get it on with young girls please beware of a Gaborone young woman on the prowl. She is out to make money from older married men she can sleep with and blackmail into parting with...

CHILLIN OUT 14.03.14

CHILLIN OUT 14.03.14

Mar. 14 | FROM BOYS TO MEN This is very serious. Have you noticed that marriage has now turned out into something our public figures are taking into consideration? Just a few weeks ago I told you that Dj Gouveia was to say ‘I do’ to his sweetheart soon. Vee...

CHILLIN’ OUT 07.03.14

CHILLIN’ OUT 07.03.14

Mar. 7 | THE ENGAGED MISTRESS Do you still remember that TV producer I once told you about. I mean the one who is cheating on his wife with a receptionist? Yes! You got it right, the dread locked man who is behind a popular music show that airs on Botswana Television....

CHILLIN’ OUT 28.02.14

CHILLIN’ OUT 28.02.14

Feb. 28 | CHEAP B#*CH BALLS SOLD AT CHOPPIES Wanna more bang for your buck. Well, rush over to choppies and buy yourself a ‘bi*#h’ ball for P5. 00. Yours truly is a true supporter and customer of the Choppies superstores. They truly offer value for your money...

CHILLIN’ OUT 21.02.14

CHILLIN’ OUT 21.02.14

Feb. 21 | THE BRAND BACK AT DUMA FM Former Yarona FM sports anchor Thabo Osekeng is reportedly on his way back to his origins, Duma FM. A fly on the wall told Yours Truly that the award winning Sports journalist could sign the dotted line this week. Popularly known...

CHILLIN’ OUT 14.02.14

CHILLIN’ OUT 14.02.14

Feb. 14 | SIGN OF THE TIMES Jesus of Nazareth visited prisoners to pray for them, healed the sick and fed the poor but his current followers have of late been up to no good. As if eating grass and drinking holy milk is not bad enough we hear that one government...

CHILLI’N OUT 31.01.14

CHILLI’N OUT 31.01.14

Jan. 31 | SIT DOWN Ozi!! I couldn’t just let this one pass by without making a comment and yes I will express myself without fear or favour. I was shocked this past weekend to learn that one of the amateurs in the music industry called Ozi F Teddy had the guts...

CHILLIN’ OUT 24.01.14

CHILLIN’ OUT 24.01.14

Jan. 24 | OFFICE ROMANCE GONE BAD Things that happen in this city my brother, even dogs wouldn’t bark at them. The latest to catch Shaya’s sharp ears is the rumours surrounding our famous brother who is into business and sports. Yours truly has been informed...

CHILLIN’ OUT 17.01.13

CHILLIN’ OUT 17.01.13

Jan. 17 | POOR BIG BROTHER When yours truly dismissed Big Brother Africa as a useless waste of time, reality show fanatics bayed for Shaya’s blood. But while I was busy crafting a letter of apology to you all, a former BBA Botswana representative stopped...

CHILLING OUT 10.01.13

CHILLING OUT 10.01.13

Jan. 10 | THE HIGHJACK DJ Happy New Year or compliments of the new season (whichever way you choose to say it doesn’t really matter.) I missed you my people and I felt that these holidays were way too long as I so itched to come back to update you with the juiciest...

CHILLIN’ OUT 20.12.13

CHILLIN’ OUT 20.12.13

Dec. 20 | ONEAL RELOCATES TO MZANSI I long said it and as we wrap up the year, I still repeat that my boy Oneal is going places and won’t be turning back anytime soon. For those who thought Madumo will return home from Big Brother and become purposeless like...

CHILLIN’ OUT 13.12.13

CHILLIN’ OUT 13.12.13

Dec. 13 | THINGS THEY SAY Peo Sebotho AKA Miss P shared this to her followers on Twitter “Gaborone men 0 and Shakawe men 10. I saw it this weekend. Gabs guys are busy trying to fight rumors of being gay than being real men.” Hello Miss P, Shaya would...

CHILLIN’ OUT 06.12.13

CHILLIN’ OUT 06.12.13

Dec. 6 | BOOZER LOSERS Although it’s clearly not the best solution, you really can’t blame President Khama for increasing the alcohol levy when you look at the way some folks behave after imbibing the holy waters. Shaya doesn’t have a problem with...

CHILLIN’ OUT 29.11.13

CHILLIN’ OUT 29.11.13

Nov. 29 | CONGRATS TREASURE Its official, Treasure Mothodi from the mass media complex is married. Mothobi the former Btv newsreader said ‘I do’ to his beautiful bride over the weekend. Even though you decided to cut me off the guest list Mr. Mothobi I managed...

CHILLIN’ OUT 22.11.13

CHILLIN’ OUT 22.11.13

Nov. 22 | NIGHT WATCH MY FOOT Unemployment has not just affected the young, old people also face the same predicament. It is even heartbreaking for senior citizens who are forced to take up jobs as security guards exposing them to some of the dangerous criminals...

CHILLIN’ OUT 15.11.13

CHILLIN’ OUT 15.11.13

Nov. 15 | ATI GETS A GRIP All those who wrote Atasaone AKA ATI’s obituary after his public fallout with his manager not so long ago have to eat a humble pie. Yes, the singer went public with claims of how he often took Viagra to satisfy his former manager’s...