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CHILLIN’OUT 18.01.2013
Jan. 18 | BIZA TOO TYTE FOR COMFORT Apparently a female artist did the unthinkable over the festive season by crossing into Namibia without proper travelling documents. Shaya has been informed that the talented lady was booked for a show in Namibia and...
CHILLIN’ OUT 11.09.13
Jan. 11 | MABEBEZA HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? In case you were wondering, Shaya has got nothing against women who want to show a little leg; in fact I love it, that s why I like white people because they spend half of their lives half naked. However there are...
CHILIN’ OUT 14.12.12
Dec. 14 | O’NEAL IKGALEMELE SAGA The phrase ‘Ikgalemele’ which has can be spotted on t-shirts and has been taken by KBL for their responsible drinking activations apparently has pitted the brewing company against RB2’s O’neal who it is believed...
CHILLIN OUT 16.11.12
Nov. 16 | SOUR GRAPES An impeccable source has told Yours truly that Cow Horn Productions who came up with the flick Bandleng and are currently conducting auditions for the much publicized Signed International have a big problem on their back. Apparently there...
CHILLIN OUT 26.10.12
Oct. 28 | CALL THE FASHION POLICE I’M not really into fashion simply because I can’t keep up with the ever rising prices of nice clothes, so I basically dress to cover my modest. However I love fashionable people because they can be my source of humour. There...
CHILLIN OUT 19/10/12
Oct. 19 | ARE YOU MISSING SLIZER? Mlesho Kai-One should be missing his former girlfriend Slizer, who has since found love in neighbouring South Africa, to a bulky and apparently moneyed body guard. Recently the kwaito-kwasa star wrote a suspicious update on his...
CHILLIN’ OUT 28/09/12
Sep. 28 | DRAMABOI CONTRACTED TO HSP It looks like it’s going to get worse before it gets better for the township rapper Dramaboi. The ‘Matlharetlhare’ hit maker’s former record label Heaven Sent Production (HsP) claim the rapper who recently went on record...
CHILLIN OUT 21.09.2012
Sep. 21 | CHARMAGAL ENRAGED Culture Spears lead singer Magdalene Mogwe a.k.a Charmagal is furious, and apparently the source of her fury is none other than former Culture Spears controversial promoter Gilbert “PP Wa Pimp” Seagile. Shaya was reliably informed...
CHILLIN OUT 07.07.2012
Sep. 7 | LIVING IN SHAME Shaya got wind of news that a political big wig from the ruling party and a certain station commander are readying themselves for a quite life of shame. The two gentlemen from the same village apparently have connived for years to defraud...
CHILLIN’ OUT 31.08.2012
Aug. 31 | FIGHTING BMD An old Maun woman who can still not stomach the fact that her beloved Botswana Democratic Party gave birth to a new political home that is Botswana Movement for Democracy made her point clear last weekend. The irate lady disrupted a BMD rally,...
CHILLIN’ OUT 24.08.2012
Aug. 24 | BORED TO SLEEP Botswana Congress Party recently held a rally in Mogotlhong in Maun and one enthusiastic follower came very early for the proceedings; perhaps too early. The old man sat well in the front row and shouted party slogans with so much energy....
CHILLIN’ OUT 17.08.2012
Aug. 17 | VENSON MOITOI ON HER KNEES Minister of Education and Skills Development Pelonomi Venson Moitoi has sent a plea to President Ian Khama to let her stay in Cabinet at least until 2014. The iron lady Minister told a packed BOCODOL hall in Maun where she...
CHILLIN’ OUT 10/08/2012
Aug. 10 | OOH THAT LOOK! Shaya has been made to believe that Thomas Mlabo’s recent visits to Botswana were purely for football reasons. When he recently bored the entire population at the be Mobile Premier League Awards, we thought he was just here to be an MC....
CHILLIN OUT 03 AUGUST 2012
Aug. 3 | GO TO HELL! When villagers attend Kgotla meetings addressed by the President and cabinet ministers they expect to get a chance to ask questions and air their views on certain issues. When that doesn’t happen some take it very personal and that’s exactly...
CHILLIN OUT 27.07.2012
Jul. 27 | KHAMA’S SWAGGER President Ian Khama is not well known for accessorizing. The only thing that H.E is known to carry is his afro hair pick. Well the number one citizen has added a bracelet to his collection. It is a fine looking piece of art and it looks...
CHILLIN’ OUT 20.07.2012
Jul. 20 | SUPERCOP Superintendent Alfred Magudu is a no nonsense cop, as the Minister of Local Government, Peter Siele recently found out in Maun. In his eagerness to stop control multitudes of people who thronged the Maun Kgotla for President Ian Khama’s visit...
CHILLIN’ OUT 13.07.2012
Jul. 13 | SPOT THE BALL Somebody should call the Mascom help line and ask them to stop this. We cannot allow football and handball to take place on the same pitch at the same time. A fight for a place in the Mascom Top 8 final between Gaborone United and Township...
CHILLIN OUT 06.07.2012
Jul. 6 | DK’S FAVOURITE DAM Veteran politician Daniel Kwelagobe is well known for his effortless good sense of humour. Daniel Kwelagobe He is the man who once compared Shaw Kgathi’s head to a an anthill to the amusement of many. He also once sent parliament...
CHILLIN’ OUT 29.06.2012
Jun. 29 | IS THAT ANNOYING Botswana Television reporter and news reader, Ernest Phiri got the taste of his own medicine recently in Gantsi when an excitable young lady turned the tables on him and I have to admit he did not enjoy it, at least from the expression...
