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SabotageIS THIS SABOTAGE TOO?

Was Botswana Rugby Union (BRU) telling the truth when they claimed sabotage from the parent bodyBotswana National Sports Council (BNSC)?

Apparently BNSC was not happy that BRU decided to host the Six Nation group 1C tournament for the second year in a row, contrary to BNSC policy that stipulates four years. shame

BRU accused BNSC of sabotage for failure to compliment their P510 000 sponsorship to make the P1 million budget.

Shaya was not amused on Saturday when the Public Address system at the National Stadium was locked in with keys nowhere to be found, and Impala and Nigeria where forced to sing their national anthems.

This then left the organizers with no choice but to brake in! Worse enough even during the awarding ceremony yours truly did not see any BNSC officials. What a shame!

Combi-CampaignCOMBI CAMPAIGN ANGERS COMMUTERS

Maun residents were left seething with anger last Saturday as there was no public transport.

Most of the combis in Maun were paraded at a football pitch during the Savuti, Linyanti and Khwai camps (SKL) Awards.

The man behind the temporary disappearance of public transport is none other than ‘The Lion of Maun West’ Ren Mbulawa.

As part of his campaign Mbulawa painted the tourist town red by branding more than 50 % of the combis with his campaign posters.

This is despite recent wars between GCC and politicians over political branding on cars.

BANK OF DECEIT

A certain Bank Manager and a Sheriff are said to be reaping off unsuspecting members of the public by conniving to buy back repossessed houses.

According to a reliable source the bank manager and the sheriff have teamed up to outbid members of the public during auction sales in the process breaking all the auctions rules and guidelines.

The scam involves a third individual whose sole purpose is to shout-out the highest figure he can think of to ward off competition and then disappear.

Apparently the bid can go from P100 000 to P250 000 meaning no one can bid for say P150 000.

What the public is not aware of is that the person who shouts the P250 000 is not in the running, his mission is to protect the guy who bid for P100 000.

He disappears immediately after winning and the house will go to the second best bidder. Mr Manager, Shaya knows about this scam and that Sheriff from Molepolole is playing with fire.

SPY CHIEF IN A CAT FIGHT

A very prominent figure in an intelligence unit is apparently having sleepless nights after a young female journalist made a vow to ‘undress’ him and leave him to public ridicule.

The spy dude who apparently has bitten off more than he can chew intends to sue the young girl and the newspaper she works for.

Yours truly understand that our James Bond is unhappy that the young scribe knows he walks around carrying company documents in his briefcase.

Now instead of using one of the fancy spy gadgets he owns to deal with the little girl; Bond has gone for an unorthodox method. He is suing. Did you hear that?

I said James Bond is suing. Come-on; spies don’t do that unless this movie is coming to an end with no hope of part II.

GO DORCAS GOMalesu

Those who attended the Public Servants games last week say Minister of Trade and Industry Dorcas Makgato Malesu is a skilled footballer.

Dorky as, her fans call her apparently packs a stinger of a shot.

The Minister who is also the Sefhare/Ramokgonami parliamentary candidate is former BNSC Chairperson. In this picture, Dorky takes a pile driver.

PJ Buttler are you watching?


Sabotage

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