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Brazil Soccer Cheers

Brazil Soccer Cheers

FROM: HUSBANDS / BOYFRIENDS / FIANCÉS

TO: WIVES / GIRLFRIENDS / FIANCÉES

During The FIFA 2014, the following rules will apply at home:

Please Endeavour to read the sports section of all your favorite newspapers so that you are adequately aware of the goings on regarding the World Cup.

This will enable us to have fruitful conversations during the period and prevent any complaints of inadequate attention noting that conversations will be mainly about the “soccer”

#1. During the World Cup, the TV becomes ours – every time we are home.

#2. Please act as if the African Magic Channels does not exist during this period.

#3. Please avoid passing in front of the TV during games.

#4. When matches are on, we may be blind, deaf and mute unless we require a refill of our drink or need something to chop!

#5. Please, please and please, if you see us upset during or after any match DO NOT say “it’s only a game” because it is not. It is more than a game!

#6. Feel free to sit with us to watch the games but reserve all discussions for half time and only when the advertisements / commercials are on.

#7. Please note that action replays are as important as the main thing!

#8. Finally please advise your friends and in fact our families NOT to arrange any gatherings that require our attendance as WE WILL NOT GOO!!!!!!

Thank you our darlings for your cooperation and understanding.

You know we love you and we know you love us too!

Your one and only sweetheart – It is a goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you


BrazilSoccerCheers

BrazilSoccerCheers

One Response to “FIFA WORLD CUP RULES FOR WOMEN: PLEASE BE GUIDED”

  1. koboatshwene 2014/06/11

    True

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