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MAN TO SUE TRADITIONAL DOCTOR AFTER PENIS GROWS TO MASSIVE PROPORTIONS

A disgruntled and angry Gaborone man has threatened to haul a traditional doctor to court over a botched penis enlargement job.

Koma, 32, is planning to drag Dr. Mutambara, 48 to a small claims court to demand compensation for an overly enlarged manhood.

Koma says his troubles began when he visited the traditional doctor in a bid to increase his penis size so that he could satisfy a complaining girlfriend.

“The doctor gave me a concoction apparently made from a certain moporota tree that was supposed to increase my manhood to a decent size.

But to my surprise the penis got enlarged to an extent that it couldn’t even fit the same woman I so desperately wanted to please.

“The treatment has actually left me worse off than I was before.

My girlfriend has dumped me.

She says she doesn’t want me anymore because of the huge penis which I can’t even use on any other woman,” Koma complained.

Further narrating his ordeal Koma said that all the girls in Old Naledi where he resides won’t date him because his ex girlfriend has spread the story of his large penis after ditching him.

The same woman also evicted Koma from their rented home.

“ This doctor has obviously cheated me. All I want him to do now is reduce my penis to the same size it was before his treatment.”

Asked for a comment Koma’s ex-girlfriend Pearl Charlie confirmed that the man has the biggest penis she has ever seen.

“I don’t wanna’ lie, the guy has a big penis. I can’t handle it anymore. It is like sleeping with an animal.

He is not the same man I used to sleep with before,” said Charlie who however denied that she drove Koma to the traditional doctor with her complaints that he wasn’t good enough in bed.

Meanwhile Dr. Mutambara admitted giving KomaMoporota but refused to take the blame for the botched job.

“Moporota is a plant that is used to enlarge a penis and it works.

A problem arises only if you do not follow proper instructions which is what Koma probably did resulting in a penis which grew larger than it was supposed to,” he said.

The accused doctor explained that he had given Koma a small moporota seedling in a pot and instructed him to harvest its leaves, boil them and drink the water.

“The patient was then to transplant the seedling and water it for days, and as it grew his privates were also expected to grow over time.

SIZE MATTERS: Manna Koma protests enlarged penis

SIZE MATTERS: Manna Koma protests enlarged penis

“But then Koma should have killed the plant immediately when he was satisfied with the size of his penis to avoid his current predicament,” the doctor said.

“I told him that he had to kill the plant completely even if it meant pouring diesel on it to make sure that it died from the roots – otherwise his penis was going to continue to grow,” the doctor said.

Asked if he could reverse the procedure Dr. Mutambara added: “No traditional doctor can reverse an enlarged penis.

Koma either did not follow instructions or he simply overdosed and therefore he has to live with it.”

The Zimbabwean doctor was however willing to refund Koma the P200 that he charged him for the operation.


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23 Responses to “TOO BIG TO HANDLE”

  1. docter 2014/01/13

    ao nkane le wena oe lathile keeng one o sa tlogele gal eo wa batla o mosha,mxem eo ngaka must e kobiwa e tla re go baletsa banna ka meporota,mme gone ngaka ya teng yone ke eng a se go bolaya setlhare sa teng le gone o bu mothoho are o tla mmusetsa 200 gre aye go dira operation dilo tse dingwe di a tena waitse

  2. flame 2014/01/13

    O senatla phologolo ke wena.

  3. xhwachaa 2014/01/13

    dungwaga tsa gago le wena di a go latola. o tshwanetse o rata batho ba ba tona. But sori bro yaka tota you did this hoping that it will work for you.

  4. thecute 2014/01/13

    Aaah, ntsee melemo ya ngwao ya bereka? I cant believe this, Chinese can reduce size bra,try them

  5. Tsotsi Wee 2014/01/14

    Wow!! fnally pearl charlie hd hd enough, so sh bolted out! Hmmm! as d rich wise oldman said, be carefl wat u wish 4, becoz u mght get it! go 4 prostitutes[& homos] & teach thm a few lessons especially th ones notorius 4 trimmn & paintin their nails whn ‘at work’. hehe they mght wake up n find tht u made them serobe/siswa & may thnk twice about goin 2 work th next day! ths world is a strange place, i used to hear stories about a guy in ngami who died wth 3 legs becoz he frgot whr he plnted his moporoto so these stories could b true!

  6. Tsotsi Wee 2014/01/14

    tonki nkadym serah!

  7. letimone 2014/01/14

    try hozi,eish macheri le bone ba lapisa kago bata p*lo e tona.

  8. oeborupile 2014/01/14

    bra e gatwe wa peka,apparently the story is false

  9. dicks dee 2014/01/14

    ish leka one machaena.hardy laite ya aka.

  10. shooters 2014/01/15

    ha ha ha..ke mathata!

  11. Kgosietsile Ramotlhodi 2014/01/15

    Ooh My God that’s a shame…

  12. roxido 2014/01/16

    Nkadime sera tonki ntata.

  13. ke mang o ka kgonang mosetla-o-duma…. sia wena. otla sala ka 3-legs. in future etlabo esa tsene mo borokgweng.

    guys… nnang ka menwananyana ya lona. adawise mathata a etla

  14. o teemane s’ware, ba a go eletsa o ska wa utwa ba go sota jaana, ga se mang le mang yoo tshwereng se o se tshwereng seo,

  15. drybones 2014/01/18

    ntsha ke bone may b we can do something

  16. dazz 2014/01/20

    Ngwanyana yo ga a kake a sia a sena go go dirisa dilo. Must a nne le wena brada. Mo latele le wena o lese go lelela mo dipampiring. O raya gore o ye kae…..? Mme rra o shap I guess macheri ba a go tsoma ba tle ba ichekele

  17. skho'k sa kasi 2014/01/20

    he he he he heee.!!!! lwa tshameka,mpheng mogala wa ga rre Koma kana strait wa lekwerekwere leo hoo pliz.! ke batla go oketsa tabuso lenna,ntle ke bante ka yone ke lapisitswe ke go reka mabante …tltltltlt

  18. chana de nice 2014/01/24

    …that’s interesting, learn to accept what you’re naturally given boy…..!

  19. i like this doctor he knows how to do his job

  20. olorato gangae 2014/01/27

    go bothokwa go sala ditaelo morago ditsala

  21. Chris M 2014/01/28

    Maaka! I don’t believe this!

  22. bigcigo 2014/01/28

    ke mathata ha ele gore dilo tse di kgonwa go okediwa….jaanon o tla bonwa emang o imelwa???? ahhh motho o kare a tswa hoo abo a palelwa le ke gone go tsamaya botoka a sie…..yo o go dirisitseng dilo tseo ene o mo tsome go hitlhela o mmona eseng jalo o tla swa o shebile morago boy….

  23. O poo monna,monna o bonwa ka ditiro….!bata di prostitute o simolole go ja kuku,size doesnt matter there!

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