EXPENSIVE OFFICE ROMANCE
I hope all of you still remember that guy from Mass Media.
The guy who believes that office romance is ok as long as it doesn’t interfere with your job.
Apparently he is at it again but this time he apparently messed with the wrong girl.
Shaya has been reliably informed that our light skinned brother who is also connected to the top office was recently caught red handed with a junior.
It is said the husband to the RB1 presenter saw messages from his wife’s boss which showed how smitten the two were with each other.
He is said to have even promised the married lady that he will promote her to be the Station Manager.
Apparently the big boss had to run all over this town hunting for money to pacify the irate husband and was so lucky that one of the bosses at Mass Media lent him P11 000.00 which he paid immediately.
It’s not the first time our ‘office romance’ brother was caught.
Those in the know claim that a former president had to rescue him from a man who threatened to sue him for messing with his wife.
O icheke rra !! One of these days you might just caught by someone who will be ready to spill the beans.
I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Yarona FM and Limkokwing University on their new marriage.
I read in almost all newspapers this past weekend that the University of Technology had awarded the youthful radio station with scholarship worth P300 000.00.
The last time I checked, the hip-hop star had not completed his studies at the University of Botswana (whatever happened then I don’t care).
But yours truly would like to take this opportunity to plead with the station manager to consider Scar when awarding the scholarships to his employees.
I wouldn’t mind seeing Dollar Mac back in class as well.
Please get this right, I never said the two brothers bunked school, I just want them to have doctorates.
I just learnt over the weekend from a friend of mine who is also a professional makeup artist that in other countries makeup artists are hired to take care of Minister’s facials and all that and immediately when I heard that I thought of my favourite Minister of Youth.
Most times when I seen him on TV his face is always oily and shiny so I thought I should suggest to whoever sorts out their allowances to also cater for facials allowances.
We can’t have a minister who takes care of the youth appearing not so youthful.
Please take my word seriously because Shaya loves Kgathi and wants the best for him or if you can’t help him I would suggest he takes ‘Hlasela mafutha for everyone’ I hear it beats any form of oil and fat.
USELESS SOCCER STAR
The reason why most of our soccer players in Botswana are not taken seriously by the clubs they play for is simply because they don’t take themselves seriously.
Most of them are drunkards and if not drunkards they behave like headless chickens and that’s why I will never give them the celebrity status.
One of the former Zebras players who is now turned himself into a bar property (drinking everyday) has apparently found a new useless profession of fighting in clubs and bars.
Apparently the tall tattooed brother recently met his match and got beaten black and blue in a night club in Phakalane.
And we wondered why Zebras lost most of its matches when this guy was part of their team!
It was clear that he was on the wrong pitch and perhaps the brother should get the boxing gloves and start training and maybe he will get lucky and turn professional!
Rumours of the incredibly talented couple Ati and Motswafere being an item have been making rounds for a very long time now despite them rubbing off the claims as untruthful.
M starting to wonder if the adage; where there is smoke, there is fire holds any meaning.