I think it’s time all road users get breathalysed instead of focusing only on motor vehicle drivers.
On Saturday Shaya was lost for words after he found the gentleman in this picture drunk and asleep by the roadside at Makalamabedi village.
Poor donkeys had to wait in the sun while he enjoyed his sleep. Its about time government starts testing donkey and horse riders for alcohol too. Re ka lapa!
WHOSE MAN IS HE?
I was laughing out loud (LOL) when writing this. I couldn’t help but to just laugh.
I thought it was so out dated to fight over a man but my two well known sisters in Gabs have proved to be still living in ancient times.
The two ladies are fighting a bitter one over a giant club owner.
A fly on the wall has told Yours Truly that one sister who is a music promoter and another one who works with a Television company don’t see eye to eye to eye because of this brother.
Word doing rounds has it that the sister from a TV company recently hooked up with the club owner even though she knows too well that the music promoter once dated him..
The sister is alleged to have been spotted in one of the tourism areas with our giant bro all over each other this past weekend.
Maybe you readers can help Shaya out here,. When is it Ok to date a friend’s ex- boyfriend because these two sisters were friends before?
THEFT IN A CHURCH
A diamond company’s employee baffled Police when he reported a theft that occurred in the house of God.
His normal Sunday worship turned into a nightmare when his iPad disappeared into thin air in the Holly house.
The 40-something father was shocked that he lost his gadget in the house of God. Shaya has a message to all church goers.
Petty thieves know no boundaries; in fact they see most of you honest church goers as easy gullible targets so be careful that your loud signing neighbour is not after your iPad. Amen!
Yours Truly has observed that a lot of times the incredibly talented Shanti-Lo is mentioned in the media he is referred to as a ‘She.’
Does this mean Shanti had a sex change?
Still on exceptionally talented muso’s, Nono Siile darling, what’s delaying the release of your ‘next’ project which could have long hit the market last year-way before your house was set on fire?
Women of Jazz, maybe it’s time you extend a helping hand to one of you despite your unresolved differences.
I still wonder what really happened, but that’s the topic for another day.
People always wonder what Shaya does in her spare time and to answer all those questions, I confess today that I am a loyal Botswana Television viewer.
I watch it like nobody’s business. I don’t really enjoy watching the station but I’m always looking forward to seeing every silly mistake they make and just laugh and forget about my busy newsroom.
Last week when I saw their worst gaffe I cried for the silly Chinese man who was identified as Peter Siele.
Come on guys! How could you do this to the poor man?
At first I thought it was just a minor mistake up until the wrong caption stayed on TV for two minutes, long enough for me to dash to the bedroom, fetch my phone and snap a picture of the transformed Peter Siele.
Hello Mr/Ms Btv editor is there any hidden meaning through this picture concerning Siele and the Chinese that we fail to understand.
Don’t hesitate to call me if there is anything you know about the China man and our honourable minister please! Your secret is safe with me!