Black Hat: (to another who has just alight taxi) Greet me girl. You and your load; where are you going?
White shirt: You! Hello! How are you? Forgive my not greeting you. I am in such a hurry and all I am thinking about is this long journey I have to make.
Black Hat: Cool Down dear! Put down that bag and relax a bit! How are you?
White shirt: I am fine. Don’t worry about the bag. We are used to each other.
Black Hat: I am good too girl! Where are you off too.
White shirt: Gabz.
Black Hat: What’s in Gabz. Let me guess! A new boyfriend!
White shirt: You! Do you ever think of anything else? There are other things besides men my friend.
Black Hat: You saying that! When did you lose interest in men!
White shirt: I have found the best man ever! He meets my every need! He can also look after you. Believe me dear! I can introduce you to him! You will get the love you have always needed.
Black Hat: You must be mad! What kind of a woman invites another to share her man! I wonder what gives you such weird thoughts You must be bewitched or watching too much porn! Your man must be crazy too.
White shirt: I am talking about Jesus my friend! He is the new man in my life. Jesus……
Man in Black: (interrupting. Sounds drunk) The best of lovers!
White shirt: Tell her my brother. You need Jesus too you know.
Man in Black: I have a wife and I do not sleep with men!
White shirt: What are you talking about? How can you say something like that about the Lord? He will severely punish you.
Man in Black: Sorry sister but lovers do have sex.
Black Hat: Leave this clown alone dear! What are you going to do in Gabz?
White shirt: I am amongst our church members who are going to South Africa over Easter to worship.
The priest has sent me to go and pick the choir uniform. We want to practice in it before we get to Mzansi.
I have to be back by tonight so we can practice on it before we leave.
Black Hat: Which part of Mzansi? Jo’burg?
White shirt: No. Petersburg.
Black shirt: What exactly will you be doing?
White shirt: Worshiping and praising the Lord. We will also be celebrating his crucifixion and resurrection.
I wish you could be there to experience it. It’s a joyful occasion.
Man in Black: It’s all madness. How can you celebrate death and believe the nonsense of some guy living again after death. For me it’s beer time.
White shirt: (irritated) You man! Please respect the Lord. He will judge you severely
Man in Black: (staggering away) No ways only high court judges can do that to me. Not some Jewish guy who died years ago.