NO WATER, MORE BEER

The gentleman pictured here was found by Shaya at Wapula Complex parking lot.

Curious onlookers gathered around to investigate what this normal looking and well dressed gentleman was on about.

Some of the ladies close by could be heard cursing: “Imagine that he is somebody’s boyfriend or even worse somebody’s father.”

The assumption was that the young man had one too many to drink, and the parking lot just looked too comfy.

But then again, the young man could have looked for water all in vain, the precious liquid has suddenly become luxury in this country.

WHERE IS MEGA V?

My feelings have been clashing about this issue and after such a long time I have decided that I come out and confess that I miss Miso ‘Mega V’ Mmereki.

Where on earth is she? The last time Shaya checked she was said to have dumped Gabz Fm and had found a man of her dreams in United Kingdom allegedly through a lovers’ website called ‘Afro-Dating.’

However Yours truly was later informed that Mega Vree was back in the country and appeared like she had a bun baking in the oven.

Shaya doesn’t care what happened when you landed in UK but wants you back on the airwaves.

By the way Shaya also suggests that you try The Voice “Lets get personal’ page for love; UK is too far darling.

BURS IS WATCHING

Psssst! Have you heard? Well! There is one fine looking young man who was once employed by CEDA who now goes around Gabs claiming to be a businessman.

Shaya has been informed that the guy from North has turned himself into a ‘bedroom businessman’ and his targets are corporate ladies in the city.

He is said to be relying on these unsuspecting ladies to pay for his expensive car loan and rent for his BHC flat. We knew there was something fishy about the unemployed brother’s lavish life of bling and an expensive German car.

Hey bro! We now know your little business so you should start paying tax or we expose you.

OF BOMU AND DR VOM 

Shaya got news on Monday that Dr Vom of “Ke tshwana le Moshe” fame was suspended from Botswana Musicians Union.

Apparently the knobkerrie wielding artist had a fall-out with the BOMU Executive and even sent unprintables to one of the employees.

Dr Vom however refused to shed light on the matter.

“I do not want to say anything about this matter. My corporate image has got nothing to do with BOMU, I don’t want people to get confused,” he said.

BOMU President Alfred Mosimanegape also was cagey with details saying the issue was still an internal matter.