BABOON URINE BIG SELLER IN BULAWAYO

Women in Bulawayo are scrambling for baboon urine, which they believe keeps their husbands from straying. 

The urine is sold at the Bulawayo City Council run toilets at Egodini commuter omnibus terminus. The urine, which sells for $2 is sold with a mixture of soil giving it a solid look.

The elderly woman selling the product spoke highly of the baboon-urine as a love concoction saying it is highly recommended to those who want to curb their husband’s bed hopping antics.

“You grind the mixture before you sleep but after bathing, you then have to apply the powder in your privates.

When applying you do not have to overdose because once you become damp, the urine’s smell is pungent,” the woman said.

In a day she said at least 30 customers buy her love concoctions and makes more than $50. She said the motive is to drive the man into adopting a baboon’s urinating habit.

According to the woman, a baboon is disciplined when it comes to urinating. “A baboon by its nature urinates only on one spot.

Even if it travels from Matopo to Bulawayo, when it gets pressed, it will travel all the way to Matopo before it relieves itself.

When you apply the powder, the man will absorb the baboon’s urine and it will start regulating his bedding tendencies.

Once you use this (baboon urine), just like the animal does, he will never release his seeds of manhood to any woman but to you only,” she explained.

SOURCE: Online

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  • Mmuwa lebe
    November 17, 2012, 1:10 pm

    if i catch u doing dez w break up and i going to claim everythng i ever bought kana malatse ano molao o re letla go dira jalo hela jaaka mosadi yo o tseetse ex ya gagwe di benenyana tsa bo helo

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  • Lerebele
    November 17, 2012, 11:34 pm

    ba ile gore direla mathata ba bo bega mina

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  • Total
    November 18, 2012, 12:49 am

    First of all the premise upon which the concoction is based is altogether false, a baboon doesn’t go back to urinate on one spot. Batho ba tla nkga, ebile di private parts especially of our counterparts have always been odorous challenge, to say the lest

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  • boselep
    November 18, 2012, 8:24 pm

    Gotlaare ke botse ngwanyana wame..gongwe oitshasitse these things gore ke morate mogo kanana!!

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  • Pepere
    November 19, 2012, 3:13 pm

    THAKA-THAKA resule, mosadimogolo otswakae atlatlang gore bolaisa batho jaana bare kgonne banna, Gatwe otlaswa leng mosadimogolo oo bathong ijooo…….

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