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Women in Bulawayo are scrambling for baboon urine, which they believe keeps their husbands from straying. 

The urine is sold at the Bulawayo City Council run toilets at Egodini commuter omnibus terminus. The urine, which sells for $2 is sold with a mixture of soil giving it a solid look.

The elderly woman selling the product spoke highly of the baboon-urine as a love concoction saying it is highly recommended to those who want to curb their husband’s bed hopping antics.

“You grind the mixture before you sleep but after bathing, you then have to apply the powder in your privates.

When applying you do not have to overdose because once you become damp, the urine’s smell is pungent,” the woman said.

In a day she said at least 30 customers buy her love concoctions and makes more than $50. She said the motive is to drive the man into adopting a baboon’s urinating habit.

According to the woman, a baboon is disciplined when it comes to urinating. “A baboon by its nature urinates only on one spot.

Even if it travels from Matopo to Bulawayo, when it gets pressed, it will travel all the way to Matopo before it relieves itself.

When you apply the powder, the man will absorb the baboon’s urine and it will start regulating his bedding tendencies.

Once you use this (baboon urine), just like the animal does, he will never release his seeds of manhood to any woman but to you only,” she explained.

SOURCE: Online


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13 Responses to “BABOON URINE BIG SELLER IN BULAWAYO”

  1. Mmuwa lebe 2012/11/17

    if i catch u doing dez w break up and i going to claim everythng i ever bought kana malatse ano molao o re letla go dira jalo hela jaaka mosadi yo o tseetse ex ya gagwe di benenyana tsa bo helo

  2. Lerebele 2012/11/17

    ba ile gore direla mathata ba bo bega mina

  3. Total 2012/11/18

    First of all the premise upon which the concoction is based is altogether false, a baboon doesn’t go back to urinate on one spot. Batho ba tla nkga, ebile di private parts especially of our counterparts have always been odorous challenge, to say the lest

  4. boselep 2012/11/18

    Gotlaare ke botse ngwanyana wame..gongwe oitshasitse these things gore ke morate mogo kanana!!

  5. Pepere 2012/11/19

    THAKA-THAKA resule, mosadimogolo otswakae atlatlang gore bolaisa batho jaana bare kgonne banna, Gatwe otlaswa leng mosadimogolo oo bathong ijooo…….

  6. rouge 2012/11/19

    hei basadi re mo mathateng, the way we love men will lead us to unspeakable things, le go nkga gole mo teng!

  7. Tgirl 2012/11/20

    What? Tlhe batho diphogologolo le tsone di na le malwetse! Kana go tlaa fitlhelwa motho a lwala bolwetse jo bo sa tlhaloganngweng, kalafi e bo e pala ka gobo bolwetse ja teng e le la ntlha bo bonwa mo bathong! BEWARE PEOPLE

  8. batho 2012/11/21

    a dilo tsedi maswe, lorato galo rekiwe ebile galo ipatelediwe

  9. Mmaona 2012/11/21

    Eishhh, dats why o fitlhela ba na le menkonyana e e seng monate baagisanyi, ke meroto ya ditshwene. Batswana tlhe a ko re seka ra bo ra kgatlhegela dilo tseo, MALWETSI A MANTSI nowaday. Gape molemo wa KUKU hela ke metsi, o e tlhapa hela with clean water e bo e nna monate, rre a bo a kgatlhega e seng o itesa o nna leswe, o inkgisa ditshwang ka moroto wa tshwene.

  10. Pepere 2012/11/22

    Heii o iteile kgomo le naka motho wa modi lebotswerere (Perfomance)ke tsone fela….

  11. Aubza 2012/11/22

    thank you Total—u toatalized it well….gongwe di ne di dira jalo bogologolo jale—and maybe ko simbakwe hela…nna di baboon tsa mojwaneng di rotele rotela everywhere….even in the kitchen shud it be lucky e fihlela o butse

  12. kelz 2012/11/23

    bathong! motho oa bo a tla ipona a lwala malwetse a Ditshwene o tla raya batho a reng. dilo tsa lehatshe le!!!!

  13. Monty 2012/11/23

    hahah…a go iweng Bulawayo bomma, le tla sala monna wa ipaakanyediwa fa a le matlho-matlho….

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