Men and woman debate relationship issues

While hanging out with mechanics at Mobile Techs garage recently, Voice Reporter Daniel Chida overheard a conversation which had four men against one woman. The issue was mainly on who cheat most in a relationship.

Boss:  If I may ask you my boys, who cheat most in a relationship, is it a man or woman?  You know ladies are not trustworthy… (Woman who is the boss’ girlfriend interrupts)

Woman: How can you ask a leading question, just ask an open question.

Boss: Okay guys, who cheat most? Of all the passion killings you know about, who was wrong between man and a woman?

Dread: How can you ask us such a question in front of your girlfriend, you know men cheat but I am not referring to you.

Young boy: He cannot get a chance to cheat because if he is not in Shakawe at his girlfriend, the girlfriend is here. These two are always together and I don’t see any chance of cheating.

Man in Overalls:  Women cheat most because she will claim to be sick but when you leave she calls another man. I know longer trust a woman and that’s why I do not give my woman more money for household. If you give your woman more money she will spend it on her boyfriend not you.

Woman: But it is the same with you men because if we let you handle all the family finances you spend it all with your girlfriends partying. Men are worse when it comes to cheating but they do not want to be cheated. They are very stingy. When you pay your boyfriend unannounced visits you will find used condoms and clothes which you do not even… (Boss interrupts)

Boss: I didn’t ask you to talk about our problems to these young boys. I was just asking a general question.

Dread: (Laughs) she is telling us the truth and I asked you in the beginning why you are asking such a question in the presence of your girlfriend. If you were once cheated just tell us what you found just like she has told us. (Laughing again)

Young boy: He cannot tell because it will embarrass him. Men feel ashamed if they find that their partners are cheating.

Man in Overalls: You are now talking, women are brave they can go to an extent of faking their monthly periods to avoid sex with their boyfriends knowing that they will have it with the other man

Woman: But what do you expect us to do if your partner has daily excuses and avoiding you. You have to know that we women need sex just like you man and if you do not give it to a lady she will find it somewhere. If you have sex with your small house know that your partner is having it too somewhere.

Dread: Boss, are you listening? Men think that they are players but not knowing that they are being played too.

Man in Overalls: I know how my wife is in bed and the time I notice something strange, the whole world will know. I know how she is.

Woman: It is not fair, what about if you do not perform as usually, should you be beaten too?

Dread: It is not fair but men never get enough of women, they like tasting every flesh that they see even if it’s a friend’s partner.

Boss: That’s why I don’t want my woman to have friends because they may cheat you in the name of friends.

Man in Overalls: Me too though some of my housemates think that I’m too rural, in the end it works for our relationship.

An elderly who we learn is the uncle to the Boss arrives and the topic suddenly changes.

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