BORED TO SLEEP
Botswana Congress Party recently held a rally in Mogotlhong in Maun and one enthusiastic follower came very early for the proceedings; perhaps too early.
The old man sat well in the front row and shouted party slogans with so much energy. However as speaker after speaker took turns to deliver their messages, the old man fell asleep. He threw his head backwards and dozed off. Shaya knows many people including himself who finds it very hard to sleep, well luckily we have a remedy. A recording of the rally is available for those who have difficulties in finding sleep.
THINGS THEY SAY:
“I went to the Olympics so that I could answer silly questions like yours,” Minister of Sport, Youth and Culture Shaw Kgathi responding to a question posed by Gaborone Central MP Dumelang Saleshando who had asked why the minister had gone to London for the 2012 Olympics.
BDP FIREBRAND IN MAINTENANCE RAW
A self acclaimed Botswana Democratic Party firebrand is being sued for maintenance.
The firebrand who is a regular caller on Gabz FM, always defending BDP policies apparently has a maintenance order from 2007 which he is failing to uphold. Shaya has been informed that the big wig ordered for a paternity test in 2007 and the results came out positive, despite this he still has not been able to fulfill his fatherly obligations. A Managing Director of a big Property company that has been involved in the development of some of the biggest malls in the City, the self appointed BDP spin doctor is said to have told court that he only earns P3900, therefore cannot afford to pay schools fees for his kid. The case continues….what a shame.