A ZEBRA DOWN

Football excitement usually leads to some of the unimaginable theatrics from fans.

We have seen in European matches naked fans invading pitches or ball boys from Brazil turning into cunning prolific strikers. One Zebra supporter pulled out a classic last Saturday prior to Zebras v Bafana Bafana match. Riding on a donkey cart; the immaculately dressed supporter fell off, getting totally entangled into his national robes. It was good though that despite landing heavily he could still see some humour in it.

SLIZER SETTLING IN

Contrary to speculation surrounding kwaito kwasa beau Slizer and her new body guard boyfriend, Shaya has been informed that the Bobonong born

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artist is happy in her relationship.

There have been rumours that the relationship is on rocky ground as news of the wedding were being played down. However a source closer to the artist claims all is well with

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THE INYANGA HAS SPOKEN

After more than 18 months without much success, a traditional doctor claimed that he was the reason Bafana Bafana was doing badly in their competitive matches.

The medicine man demanded that he be paid an outstanding balance by SAFA or else the national team would never known victory. Apparently the doctor was paid and a 1-all draw with Ethiopia was viewed as a sign of good things to come. However after a fortunate 1-all draw with the Zebras SA fans are beginning to doubt the doctor’s credibility. Stand in coach Steve Komphela doesn’t even want to acknowledge the existence of the 13th player because: “It is beyond the technical team.”

BRING BACK PONTSHO

Popular Prophet Jackson of Holy Ghost Church apparently claimed that God spoke to him and showed that Pontsho Moloi should be back in the squad if the Zebras stand a chance of making it to Brazil 2014 World Cup.

According to sources Moloi will get the necessary goals for the Zebras. Well maybe the prophet should call Stan…watch this space.

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