ZEBRA PLAYERS
TWIZER GOT STYLE
Most footballers look awkward when they are putting on suits. Have you ever seen Roberto Carlos, Collins Mbesuma rocking a tuxedo? They look ridiculous; but look awesome when rocking their sports shoes and track pants. Just recently Stanbic Banc brought the AFCON trophy to the country and they selected two of the national team players in Mompati Thuma and Twizer Ramohibidu to their Ambassadors. The guys had to wear suits, there was no way around it. The bank provided the suits but forgot totally about shoes. Thuma went for her underused formal black shoes which matched perfectly with the clothes. Well the dreadlocked Twizer who I’m quite certain has got loads of expensive sports shoes went for a grey pair of casual shoes. What a mismatch! The Zebras’ left back looked immaculate from his head and right to somewhere below his ankles.
OPEN BROTHEL
Thanks to suggestions by former President Festus Mogae, some people can now have dreams of a lavish house. Apparently some very suave gentlemen from this vibrant city are readying themselves up cash in should prostitution be legalized. These gentlemen have been running illegal brothels in town where young girls are ferried to secluded areas to be sold to sex starved old men. Apparently the gentlemen are so excited and want prostitution to be legalized as soon as yesterday. This is indeed the rise of the pimp.
CHILL-2
Thuma went for ‘her’… prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……….. O paletswe ke go shaya gompieno. Ga o na maaka a botoka this weekend. U suck!
Mare twizzerle ene oe bolaile.
tswa yang mo ngwaneng,dis people ga ba na di stylish while ko mafatsheng a mangwe di celeb jaaka bone ba na le tsone.
“Thuma went for HER underused formal black shoes” banna shaya o tshegilwe ke nnake wa std 4.